The problem with reviewing Energy Drinks is that I have drank 99% of the drinks I've ever ran across, yet that was all before starting this site. This means I have to go back and drink them all over again, and then subsequently find them again. This is a problem because blogging doesn't pay, but I digress.
In the meantime enjoy this commercial.
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"Tropical is one of our latest and greatest Wired flavors! A real mango and passion fruit flavor we know you will like. Try it straight or as a mixer.
Fuel Your Body.
Get Wired!"
Still working on my stock-hold of Wired Energy drinks, and I still have one to review after Tropical. Once I actually get paid to have advertisements I will be able to stock up.
Tropical so far is my top flavor from Wired. I do tend to steer towards the Citrus Drinks however. Less Orange and more Grapefruit flavors drive this supplement. Overall it's enjoyable without being overpowering. As far as the grand scheme of things it's not that great, but for Wired it's their front runner.
Taste 8 out of 10
Aftertaste Strength 3 out of 10
Energy Given 6 out of 10
Overall 7 out of 10
Image Provided by Wired Energy
Despite Doctor's Orders, I just accepted my 4th Energy Drink of the day. Granted this new review is about a 8.4 fl oz drink, I think I'm fine to drink at least 2 more tonight.
Pit Bull describes itself as "100% American Made, 100% Tough, and 100% Pit Bull." I'm not quite sure what that's supposed to mean, but it worked. I got a special delivery of a Pit Bull this afternoon. Somewhere between the tastes of Cream Soda and Sprite it is completely drinkable as a supplement. For those who just need a pick me up and still have the ability to feel the effects of caffeine we reccomend this drink. Good luck finding it however. I drink 2-3 a day Drinks and this is the first I've ever heard of it.
Taste 8 out of 10
Aftertaste Strength 3 out of 10
Energy Given 7 out of 10
Overall 8* out of 10
*---UPDATE---
The fact that Pit Bull is made by the same people who bring the world Roscoes Chicken & Waffles gives it an Honorary extra point.
Photo and Video Courtesy of Pit Bull Energy
Wired Energy has done what so few seem to have, and tried to incorporate innate sexual fantasies into their drinks. Why others haven't done this I'm not totally sure, but I think THIS might be the answer.
"Wired. It goes good with liquor!"
She looks MUCH less Wired than she does the random sorority girl I dry humped at a party when I was 19 after she passed out. Am I saying this ISN'T my new wallpaper? No, it surely is...just sayin'
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"We heard you loud and clear, “give us a Wired Flavor”, here it is: new Wired Berry. Great berry taste along with our regular Wired ingredients."
What kind of berry I don't know. A little Raspberry, perhaps a bit of Red Huckleberry, with a dash of Loganberry? I don't have the slightest, I'm just going on taste. It could just be a bunch of caffeine poured over some expired Grape Shasta for all I know.
The berry taste takes away from the normal Energy ingredients, but with such a tart in the aftertaste it loses something.
Taste 7 out of 10
Aftertaste Strength 4 out of 10
Energy Given 5 out of 10
Overall 6 out of 10
Photo Courtesy of Wired Energy
"Wired Energy Supplement
Wired Energy Drink is specially formulated to be the best-tasting energy drink on the planet."
Good try, but no. I bought 30 cans of Assorted Wired Energy Drinks for 50 cents apiece at a local Canned Food Outlet, and its worth EVERY penny. While the Regular Wired isn't horrible by any means, it is in no way the Best of anything. With a taste like you mixed Orange Juice and Pepsi it does quench, but that's it. Overall it's a good drink for the casual drinker. It's not fancy, and gets the job done.
Taste 6 out of 10
Aftertaste Strength 6 out of 10
Energy Given 7 out of 10
Overall 6 out of 10
Photo Courtesy of Wired Energy
First off, let me tell you that Squirt kicks ass.I don't care what anyone says, Squirt has GOT to be the most refreshing of all sodas out there. Pretty sure that's where Coolah got the idea.
It's citrusy, it's delicious, and it contains some weird Australian ingredient called Boronia, which is really just a citrus plant. Either way them damn Ozzies did good by me.
Refreshing, no aftertaste, and apparently "One Bonzer Drink"
Taste 9 out of 10
Aftertaste Strength 1 out of 10
Energy Given 5 out of 10
Overall 8 out of 10
Yes I know it's upside down. Visit Their Site...Fucking Australians
